Some of you may get very offended by this newsletter, but I feel it's important for you all to learn about. In this newsletter, my good friend whom I won't mention his name is what you would call the typical "Asshole". He's the kind of guy that girls are always complaining and bitching about to nice guys, but are always sleeping with. I am not endorsing that you all become assholes, but extract the techniques that assholes use to get women so quickly without the abuse. You also need to know that this knowledge is very powerful and don't use it in an abusive way as you will soon read.

INTERVIEW WITH AN "ASSHOLE"

Disclaimer:

Warning…this method works, but the point is to make the girl fall in love with you so be prepared to deal with all the annoying shit that girls lay out when they're in love.

You all might not know me, but I am a personal friend of Jester’s. He calls me an asshole when picking up girls and that’s exactly what I am. I play with girls’ emotions, I fuck with their heads, and in the end I break their hearts. So, if you don’t like being the asshole then don’t do this. However you’re almost guaranteed to get laid whenever you want even after you break a girl’s heart.

Now, the act of actually picking her up is on you guys. I suck at going to a place and leaving with 20 numbers. I leave that to Jester because I focus on only one girl at a time.

To start, you gotta throw out all the stuff you learned about not calling her the day after, and only calling her twice a week. Basically you gotta be the nicest guy, the guy of her dreams, the guy that’s in the stupid romance movies. You find one girl and you give it your all, but you’d better make sure she likes you a little bit or this wont work.

Be the nice guy, buy her and her friends a drink, pull out chairs, and open doors. You’ll be surprised by just opening a door for her how many points that gives you. You must seem interested in her and only her. Seem interested in everything that has to do with her, but not to a point where you become the stalker guy. Remember the things she says. If she says she likes some band, go ahead and download the CD and give it to her the next time you see her. If you’re walking around the mall and she points something out and says it’s cute as you walk by, remember it and pick it up the next day. All those little things will add up and she will think you’re going to be the man of her dreams.

Call her back when you say you will, and call her at least once every two days. Don’t give her the time to think of anything but you. You'll have her wrapped around your finger in about a week. When you get her over to your house, don’t pressure her into anything. Just relax in the bed and watch a movie. She's going to want it so bad from you and if you don’t do anything, she’ll want you even more to the point where she will probably initiate.

After you fuck the shit out of her, let her sleep over, and in the morning make her breakfast and bring it to the side of your bed on a table.

$$$ Cha-ching! $$$

You do that and you’ve won.

Be nice to her for the next 3 days after you bang her and then start distancing yourself a bit. Don’t call her so much. Believe me, she will be calling you 24/7. From here on out, you don’t have to do one fucking nice thing for her ever again. Make her pay for stuff. Make her call you. It won’t matter because she will totally be in love with you (or rather who she thinks you are). That first week will stay in her mind forever.

If you wanna stay with the girl, then stay with her and do something nice for her every now and then like once every two months. If you want to get rid of her and still fuck her, make it seem like its nobody’s fault. Tell her you just got a promotion at work and you have to work 6 days a week at crazy hours. When you’re not working, say you’re at the gym. Play phone tag with her. Call her at 4 in the morning when you know you'll get the machine and say, “Oh I just got out of work.” During this phase, feel free to start off with another girl.

Eventually, after a week or two of this treatment, just call her and be like “Look I am really sorry. I really, really, really like you. You’re perfect, but with all the work I am doing I just don’t have time and I don’t want to hurt you. It’s not right to treat you like this blah blah blah.” and "break" up with her… sort of, and whenever you have the time or you just wanna bang her, call her and be like, “Oh, I got the day off. You wanna hang out?

End of discussion.

-Asshole-

END OF INTERVIEW

Notice that if his intentions were good, this newsletter would be completely different. It's funny how the very thing that makes women absolutely happy can also make them severely depressed.

Remember, the game is like the force. You can use it to spread peace and happiness, or lots of bad karma and suffering. Please use your knowledge in a moral way. You may winde up breaking a girl's heart unintentionally, but just remember the golden rule of pickup.

Leave her better than when you found her.

Jester,

MDC Executive Coach

"If there is one thing in our male dominated society that women control, it is sexual power, but even when a woman gives herself to a man, the power shifts back to the man. It's easy to understand why women protect themselves with shields and are so picky with whom they have sex with."

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