Hey Jester,

What’s up man, listen im writting in to you cause i believe your newsletters should be part of a holy script to change man kind! but anway i have question for you.... What can you tell me about running game on moving targets and non-moving targets. On moving targers i've tried it all... once i even threw hot coffee at the girl.. just to get her to stop! (she stopped!), but i hardly think attraction was sparked ( i knew this once i was kicked in the nuts and slapped accross the face). So how can i stop a girl and run some solid attract material, while she is trying to get somewhere, i consider time a constant obstacle!! Thanks again.... you are the best unknown Guru out there

Ass-Spanker from Miami, FL

MY BITCHSLAP

Make sure the coffee is hotter...

If an attractive woman doesn't see you about to approach her and you all of a sudden surprise her, she will be startled and/or likely assume you as the status of a beggar of sex... Allow her time to see you come and watch you demonstrate all the confident smile, body language, and eye-contact so she is at least curious to see what you are about to say. Make up an opener that not only displays attractive qualities of yourself, but allows her to laugh. be prepared for every possible answer she may give you. WRITE THE SCENARIO DOWN AND MEMORIZE IT! Use a false time constraint so she doesn't feel like you are going to keep her in front of you all day, wham bam, you get her giggly, ask her to join you (include false time constraint), or get the number. Since this is so quickly done, you're likely to get a lot of flakes until you have a tight well calibrated street quick pick up gameplan.

Oh yeah, and don't be a dumbass.

QUESTION

Jester, You are the man!!! at first i was skeptical about you, since you've only had 4 issues of newsleeters, no products, and no one has ever heard of you! But i must admit man, you have changed my life, i used to be this really insecure nerd that even the nerds would pick on me. With your help i've managed to move on from nerd to geek (hey little steps do matter dont they?). So enough about me, here is my question. I went to a 7 11 the other night and i was really really drunk, and then i saw her!! she was beutiful and blonde, so i stopped to think, what had deangelo taught me all this time? and then i got it! he says: be aloof at the beginning, be cocky& funny, take charge,and show aggressiveness. So this is how it went,

Me: Hey, your ugly as fuck chick! <--------- showing disinterest and being aloof

Her: What?

Me: Nothing, wow your all dressed up, dont get enough attention?? <----- cocky and funny

Her: What the hell is wrong with you?

Me: nothing, here give me a 360 (grabbed her by the hand and gave 360) <----- taking charge

Her: oookkkk

Me: Wow!! look at that ass!! ( i slapped her really hard in the ass, probably had my finger prints on that ass and everything) <---------- showing aggressiveness

Her: what the fuck is wrong with you asshole!!! (pushes me and walks away)

Now jester... besides the 2 twelve packs in my system... Where did i go wrong?? i followed everything deangelo said!! It was the "your all dressed up" line wasn't it?? it showed interested! dammit it!!!

p.s. I am your number 1 fan i am!! wwwoooo!!

Drunken Worrier from Miami, FL

MY BITCHSLAP

Don't tell her she's ugly dude... that's fuckin stupid. Tell her that she has Leoparcy.

I think maybe if you had a few more beers, your game would probably have been tighter... you would effectively pass out before the approach, thereby increasing your chances of getting laid.

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Homework Assignment

Make up your own street approach routine, spend time on it, practice it and be ready to use it next time we are out on the field since 90% of our approaches happen to be street sarges. Use real world factors (busy, bitch shields, boyfriends, resistance, etc...) Make sure it includes humor and a false time constraint (For disarming), DHVs (for attraction), and a qualifier (so she is invested in hearing from you again and sees you as a choosy high value guy) If any of you think that there are necessary components missing from this, let me know and I'll add it to the next newsletter.

If you have a success story or a question, you may reply to this newsletter titling it "QUESTION" or "SUCCESS STORY"

Peace and Love,
Jester

MDC Executive Coach

"See, it's easy for women to turn down sex! It ain't no thang for women to turn down sex... It's easy for ya'll! Know why? Cause every woman in here, ever since you was 13, every guy you met's been tryin' to fuck you!"

-Chris Rock (Bigger and Blacker HBO Special)-

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