Valentine’s Day is coming up. Some of us are sweating bricks planning a dream event for our women, others are thrilled in anticipation to go out and sarge the lonely women of Miami.
Regardless if you are single or in a relationship… or somewhere in between, you can’t ignore the big day. Valentine’s Day for women is like a full moon for werewolves. Emotions are running wild, so you can’t mess this up.
If you are involved in an intimate relationship with one woman, this is your day to spoil her. The idea is not to spend a lot of money on her. The idea is to make her feel special, beautiful, loved, sexy, and all those feminine emotions they love to feel. Reserve a table at her favorite restaurant and order her favorite food and drink, or set up a romantic candlelight dinner and cook it yourself. Both will achieve the same things.
No Valentine’s Day is complete without a gift that she can show off to her girlfriends and continue making her feel those emotions you gave her long after Valentine’s Day is over. Buy her jewelry. Earrings or a necklace is the best idea. Macy’s and other retail stores offer huge sales on jewelry during these times. Order flowers, wine baskets, or spa baskets and have it delivered to where she works or lives as a surprise. Write a letter for her. Something that will last after Valentine’s is over. Take the time to ask for advice from your or her friends. Keep in mind her favorite things and preferences. Valentine’s Day is a good time to show her that you actually listen to her!
Don’t forget! Don’t be a typical nice guy and not rock her socks off at the end of the night. Fill up a bubble bath with wine and bath salts. Give her an oil massage and then some fun time in the tub. Or cover the bed with rose peddles.
The more effort and thought you put into Valentine’s Day, the more she will appreciate it.
If you’re single and are planning on going out to sarge the lonely women in Miami, be prepared to have it easy. Don’t use negs unless you have to. In the back of most women’s minds, they will be wondering why they are such losers that they don’t have a valentine. Today is the day you can pretend to be Pepe Le Pew. Go chivalrous, be charming. Be the guy they wish they could have on Valentine’s Day. Don’t ask them why they are alone on Valentine’s Day! You’ll make them feel like crap. If they ask you why you are alone on Valentine’s Day or why you don’t have a girlfriend, don’t go logical. Answer in a funny, charming way. “I broke up with my girlfriend so I could come out and meet you.”, “It’s Valentine’s Day?”, “I just met you, and you already want me to be your valentine/girlfriend?”
If you are seeing other women, a text message saying “Happy Valentine’s Day” will do. It shows you were thinking about them. If they ask what you are doing, text them saying, “I’m celebrating valentine’s day. Can’t talk, so I’ll call you soon.” They’ll start wondering how you are celebrating. This sets up a little jealousy plot line.
Last but not least. Don’t forget to call your mother!
MDC Executive Dating Coach
“Everyone should have a hobby, don’t you think? Mine is making love.”
-Pepe Le Pew-